"To celebrate the night before your birthday I re-installed my windows box, played with Norton Ghost to keep my pristine and newly installed system safe, and discovered the joy of a system that has a hard drive that isn't fragmented three ways to sunday"

[Alan from The ArcterJournal celebrates his mom's birthday in the geekiest way possible]

OK. I give up. You win. You are supergeek. :)

Also, he's got the most innovative Post category I've seen : "Dreams About Other Bloggers". Coolness.