A guy walks into a bar.
Guy : I need a stiff drink
Bartender: How about a nice stiff shot of taquila?
b: No i realy can't do taquila
Bartender: Well everyone Has a bad night once in a while. Cmon i'll make you a nice shot
Guy: No really. Last time i did taquila i had a rought night
Bartender: Cmon, Everyone sometimes a little gets too hammered, how bdad could it have been?
Guy: well the night i did taquila i blew chunks
Bartender: well tha's not that unusual
Guy: Chunks is my dog
[Mich?le Leroux Bustamante Tells a joke on the .NET Rocks radio show]