A guy walks into a bar.

Guy : I need a stiff drink

Bartender: How about a nice stiff shot of taquila?

b: No i realy can't do taquila

Bartender: Well everyone Has a bad night once in a while. Cmon i'll make you a nice shot

Guy: No really. Last time i did taquila i had a rought night

Bartender: Cmon, Everyone sometimes a little gets too hammered, how bdad could it have been?

Guy: well the night i did taquila i blew chunks

Bartender: well tha's not that unusual

Guy: Chunks is my dog

[Mich?le Leroux Bustamante Tells a joke on the .NET Rocks radio show]